School Pictures: They’re Here

Here it is folks! The thing you’ve all been waiting for….

After my post from a few weeks ago, I know you’re all waiting on pins and needles to see the latest school picture from my lovely daughter. Well, your long wait is over.

Behold

What the actual fuck is this?
  1. Why does she look like she’s being hypnotized?
  2. WTAF is on her face? It looks like ketchup but I don’t pack her anything wtih ketchup
  3. She told me when they came in that they had their pictures taken after lunch and recess! WHY? Just WHY?
  4. After playing outside for 30 minutes, that’s what the sun does to my child’s face, a perpetual sunburn on her cheeks

That’s three years in a row with less the optimal school pictures.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. This is just how my girl rolls.

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