I’m trying to grow my hair out. I think I want it back to my shoulders – anything longer than that and I look like I have straw for hair. It’s not good.

I started using Keranique because I heard that it helps with thin/fine hair and supercharges hair growth. I’ve been using this for about two weeks now and it took me a while to figure out what the products smelled like. Then one morning it hit me. I got a distinct whiff of fetal pigs in formaldehyde. You remember dissecting pigs in anatomy class, right? Yeah, that smell.

Then, after I dry my hair, I put a texturizer on it from Davines. This stuff smells like cake icing. So, just think about that combination of scents. Gross…right? Yeah.