Ross has made me schedule cleaning every month. One or two rooms per day for an entire week. A WEEK! This is a horrible development. I hate cleaning, like with a fiery passion.

I think I would rather do anything else. Even pulling out my hair in large chunks sounds more appealing than cleaning. Many of you will say, but Suzanne, it’s not that bad. You are incorrect, Sir or Madam! Cleaning is horrible. HORRIBLE. This is my week of cleaning and I’m incredibly sad about it. I’m shedding actual tears here. No really. I am.