This is a real life conversation that happened last night.
Ross: Did you know they have Hawaiian crescent rolls?
Ross: We should get some.
Me: We have some.
Ross: WHAT? – this was actually screeched at me with a complete expression of indignant disbelief.
Me: Yeah, didn’t you notice we bought them last weekend?
Ross: Um no. If I had, we would’ve been eating them. Why didn’t you tell me?
Me: I thought you knew.
Ross: Of course I didn’t know or else I would have eaten them.
Me: They’re in the refrigerator, you wanna go look?
Ross: No, If I get out of this bed, I’m going to preheat the oven.
At this point I just laughed. There might have been some slight eye rolling. Okay, it was massive eye rolling.
Me: When would we have had them this week?
Ross: TONIGHT! We could have had them with dinner tonight.
Me: Okay, fair point. You know what else?
Me: I got them on sale.
Ross: Even better.
My husband is obsessed with Hawaiian flavored bread. King’s Hawaiian, hot dog buns, evidently Pillsbury Sweet Hawaiian crescent rolls. It’s a good thing I’m basically not eating bread anymore or I might go into a permanent crash ingesting all that sugar.
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