And no, that title is not about some house. It’s about me. It sucks something awful to get old. I’m going to be 39 in a little over two months.

Ross, start shopping for my present now, please.

Thirty-nine doesn’t seem like that old, but I feel old. When I want to be asleep by 8:30pm and I wake up with creaky joints and/or a stiff back, I feel OLD.

I realize that this will only get worse but I don’t like it.

I’m supposed to go to a party tonight but all I want to do is go home, cuddle with my toddler and watch PJ Masks. Listen, don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

Anyway, I don’t like this getting older shit. I’d like it to stop. Right now. Any suggestions?