When you’re married, you laugh about stupid shit. Don’t try and deny it. You know this is true. The other night, after turning the lights out, Ross and I laid in bed and laughed for 10 minutes while making up stupid House Hunters comments.
Husband: I’m a hamster breeder
Wife: I’m a stay at home Mom
Husband: I’m looking for a Mid Century Modern with a steeply pitched roof
Wife: I want a 3 car garage and 4000 square feet
Husband: I’m an out of work plate spinner
Wife: I ship doilies
Budget: 2 million
Husband: I’m a professional bunny shipper
Wife: I’m a circus clown
This went on for some time until I couldn’t breathe. This is the silly stuff married people do. Be jealous. You don’t know what you’re missing.