So, this is amazing! Lifetime has filmed a movie about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s romance, Harry & Meghan: A Royal Romance.

I’m so excited. This thing is going to be amazingly horrible in the best possible way. Also, I guess Buckingham Palace is ridiculously upset about the sex scenes. Listen, I’m pretty sure that both of them are in their 30’s and that they’ve had sex before. Chill out. It’s not like someone actually filmed them having sex. It’ll be okay. Although, close your blinds from here on out, just in case.

In case you’re wondering, I’m absolutely going to be watching this with my popcorn in hand. I’m more excited for this movie than I should be but I am not ashamed. Not. One. Bit.