My treadmill still hasn’t arrived yet. At this point, this situation is bordering on ridiculous and the FedEx drivers are just mocking me.

I called FedEx a few days ago and they “opened a case” which amounted to them doing nothing and telling me that if it doesn’t show up by 12/22 that I should file a lost package or some such shit.

Why can’t you tell me where my damned package is and when it’s going to show up. You’ve literally had it in your possession and in Columbus for 10 days.