This is not a drill!
Cornelius, my office spider, is missing!

Some of you may think this is nuts, Ross sure does, but I liked having this spider in my office. What started off as a joke, became practical and entertaining. He ate the bugs in my office. Trust me, my window doesn’t close all the way and I had plenty of bugs for a spider to eat.
Now, he’s gone and a part of me is distraught at the loss of my very large Daddy Long Legs spider.
And yes, I made a missing poster. I’m all in on this thing.
