I’m mean and get some sick enjoyment out of torturing people. This week, my torture device is this…

Now, up close, everyone can see that this is clearly fake. However, from the corner of your eye, it’s freaky. And over the past week, I’ve had grown men squeal like a little girl.

It’s been AMAZING!

Everyone knows I have it now. I’ll have to come up with something else.

Suggestions?!?