So, I was going to write about my idea for a “disable or destroy” button today but that will have to wait until next week.

I would like to share with the world my inability to:

a) walk a straight line,

b) stand up straight on a regular basis, and

c) trip both down and up stairs.

So, today was the second time in a few weeks that I’ve not only tripped or fallen down but that I’ve hit the ground. I trip quite a bit, either over my own feet or on something else…like a pebble. Two weeks ago, I was just standing there, minding my own business when my ankle gave out and I collapsed to the floor. I was literally standing up and talking to someone and then I wasn’t. It was as if, I’d fallen through a trap door. Then this morning, I make it all the way to  my office building and then face plant up the stairs. And on top of everything else, I am wearing the most conspicuous skirt on the face of the planet. It’s bright red. It’s in a huge bell shape. And I’m pretty sure that everyone on the street this morning got a good glimpse of my ass.

So, you’re welcome Columbus. Not only is it a great day but you got a show as well!