We’re currently practicing a Home Alone strategy to home security.

Try and come in the front door. It might be an easy entry but it won’t be silent.

That’s right! That’s the dreaded lego field. And on top of that, we have the slippery-as-fuck magnatiles. Good luck surviving this one.

Here, your entry may be silent but the odds of you cracking your head against something as you tumble are pretty good.

Don’t worry. Once my daughter has caught you, she’s set up a prison for you. She also likes to torture her prisoners by putting them in cages. Oh wait, that’s her in the cage. She’s demonstrating the usefulness of her traps.