I realize that I might be the only person that feels this way – and maybe it’s because I write about horrible, graphically violent things – but I’m pretty sure Airbnb, Uber, and Craigslist are how I’m going to be murdered.

All aspects of these services give me the creeps. This is a place where I check in and NEVER leave. Airbnb is literally where I’m walking into your house. Ummmm, what? Are you kidding me? That’s absolutely a murder house. At the very least, there are cameras everywhere, watching me.

If I get in an uber, that dude is definitely driving me out into the countryside to slit my throat.

I understand that people use these services all the time but I’m not going to do it.  No way. No how.

Zero shame.