I have never laughed so hard in my life. That’s not true. I probably have but this was pretty damned funny.

Ross started Scarlett’s bath last night and asked her is she wanted bubbles. Well, of  course she did. This is our bubbles bottle…

Please notice the flip top cap.

Ross unscrewed the cap and poured a cap full or Mr. Bubble into the bath. I gave him some pretty good side eye

– like Christina El Moussa good side eye because that woman gives the most amazing side eye I’ve ever seen.

Me: What are you doing?

Ross: Putting bubbles in the bath.

Me: You know you don’t have to take the lid off, right?

Ross: I’m following the directions.

Me: What?

Then, I’m not even lying, he precedes to read the directions to me.

Ross: For a tub full of bubbles, add two to three capfulls.

I have no idea how to spell this word since I didn’t read the directions of MR. BUBBLES!

Me: But wait! That says 2 to 3 cap fulls and you only added 1. You’re not even following the direction.

I’m laughing hysterically at this point.

Ross: I am too! I don’t want a full bath full of bubbles. I only want half.

Still laughing…

Me: You are ridiculous and this is definitely going up on my blog tomorrow. 

Ross: You can ridicule me on your blog all you want but I know how many bubbles I want.

Me: Bahahaahahaahahaha

Too many bubbles! Ha! That’s not even a thing.