When you’re married, you laugh about stupid shit. Don’t try and deny it. You know this is true. The other night, after turning the lights out, Ross and I laid in bed and laughed for 10 minutes while making up stupid House Hunters comments.

Husband: I’m a hamster breeder

Wife: I’m a stay at home Mom

Budget: $500,000

 

Husband: I’m looking for a Mid Century Modern with a steeply pitched roof

Wife: I want a 3 car garage and 4000 square feet

Location: Paris

 

Husband: I’m an out of work plate spinner

Wife: I ship doilies

Budget: 2 million 

 

Husband: I’m a professional bunny shipper

Wife: I’m a circus clown

Budget: $950,000

 

This went on for some time until I couldn’t breathe. This is the silly stuff married people do. Be jealous. You don’t know what you’re missing.